by Lynn Maudlin © 1999 - All Rights Reserved
*I gotta kill my clone – she’s
drivin’ me mad
I gotta kill
my clone, she’s drivin’ me mad
I never
finish my sentence – she always interrupts – just like me
She keeps
eating my chocolate and reading my mail – just like me, just like me
I gotta kill
my clone
She borrows
my clothing and she never asks – just like me
She’s
always taking the car keys and driving way too fast – just like me, just like
me
She wears my
pajamas and sleeps in my bed – just like me
So I went
down to the office and she was already there on the phone
I gotta kill
my clone
I caught her
dating my boyfriend – I think he may prefer to be with her
Saw them
leaving on Friday and they’re not back ‘til Sunday noon –
and I wonder
how soon
before I kill
my clone
